“ Today, I went to the beach with my children. I found a sea snell aand gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She put the shell to
her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear.
She never wants to goo back! LoL I know this is entirely off topic but I
had to tell someone! ”